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So, yesterday was crap. I didn't get any work done at all and I have files lining my office. It's actually very sad to walk into my office because it looks like it belongs to one of those boring adults who do work all day long. I should put up some pictures or something.
Anyway, as it goes, the pendulum is back into the positive and the crap day is over.
Today is productive. Well, I finally resolved some issues of statutory construction that were really eating at me. I wish that the legislature was required to draft statutes in ordinary, everyday language. I also wish that those statutory drafts were then subjected to the scrutiny of fireball lawyers so that once enacted the statutes would be clear, informative, and not in conflict with other previously enacted provisions. But it isn't a perfect world and I certainly am not the owner of a wish tree. So, I suppose I'll just have to keep on plunging through ambiguous language and conflicting provisions to discover the real truth behind the statutes.
In other news, we are hanging out with Marta tonight and meeting her boyfriend for the first time ever. I'm looking forward to it because lately I've been a bit of recluse. Or perhaps more descriptive, I've been an ill-tempered, non-social bonehead. And it will be nice to socialize again.
Also, there are only fifteen days remaining until I find out the bar exam results. Right now, that exam is resting in my subconscious. I think it surfaces at night in the form of snake ridden dreams. But not like "oh no there's a snake and I'm scared" dreams. The dream plays out more like so: I see a snake. The snake is always weird looking, like it has tiny legs too or it has an enormous head. The snake tries to bite me. I grab the snake by its head trying to keep the mouth closed like I'm some crocodile hunter. But suddenly, I'm not the crocodile hunter at all. I'm just me and I don't have a clue about snake handling. So, it bites my hand and I let it go. And that's it. Not too scary at all. Just interesting. I think the snake is the bar exam. As soon as I find out my results, I'll know whether I'm a crocodile hunter or just an idiot trying to grab a snake.
The End.
EDIT: Although today is not crap, I do take issue with the fact that ALL bathrooms in this building are being cleaned AT THE SAME TIME.
Anyway, as it goes, the pendulum is back into the positive and the crap day is over.
Today is productive. Well, I finally resolved some issues of statutory construction that were really eating at me. I wish that the legislature was required to draft statutes in ordinary, everyday language. I also wish that those statutory drafts were then subjected to the scrutiny of fireball lawyers so that once enacted the statutes would be clear, informative, and not in conflict with other previously enacted provisions. But it isn't a perfect world and I certainly am not the owner of a wish tree. So, I suppose I'll just have to keep on plunging through ambiguous language and conflicting provisions to discover the real truth behind the statutes.
In other news, we are hanging out with Marta tonight and meeting her boyfriend for the first time ever. I'm looking forward to it because lately I've been a bit of recluse. Or perhaps more descriptive, I've been an ill-tempered, non-social bonehead. And it will be nice to socialize again.
Also, there are only fifteen days remaining until I find out the bar exam results. Right now, that exam is resting in my subconscious. I think it surfaces at night in the form of snake ridden dreams. But not like "oh no there's a snake and I'm scared" dreams. The dream plays out more like so: I see a snake. The snake is always weird looking, like it has tiny legs too or it has an enormous head. The snake tries to bite me. I grab the snake by its head trying to keep the mouth closed like I'm some crocodile hunter. But suddenly, I'm not the crocodile hunter at all. I'm just me and I don't have a clue about snake handling. So, it bites my hand and I let it go. And that's it. Not too scary at all. Just interesting. I think the snake is the bar exam. As soon as I find out my results, I'll know whether I'm a crocodile hunter or just an idiot trying to grab a snake.
The End.
EDIT: Although today is not crap, I do take issue with the fact that ALL bathrooms in this building are being cleaned AT THE SAME TIME.