Real drama and I'm not crying wolf this time

[alexandrahawk]

I've been the victim of myspace abuse! Really! No joke! A homosexual hater sent me hate mail. I don't know why he chose me, but he did. His name is Kyle and he's a real good lover according to his myspace page. He lives in Providence, but he declined an invitation to meet and civilly discuss his hate. He'd prefer to send messages through myspace. His picture portrays him as handsome, but something tells me it's not really him. It's very dramatic and adrenaline boosting. I think we've reached the end of our communication though because he told me goodbye forever homo and I told him to go beat off. However, it was interesting while it lasted and for a moment, I wished I was one of those really bright computer folks who could pinpoint his exact location, find him, and open a big can of whoop ass on him. But it would probably be a waste of a perfectly good can of whoop ass.

If you're curious about our interactions, I posted them all on my myspace blog.