24. ...I am so sorry.
[When you walk into Mr. Veidt's class today, you'll notice that the seats have been moved into a circle, with a table in the center. The table's been laid out with pretzels, muffins, jelly beans pitchers of orange juice, paper plates, paper cups, and napkins. Mr. Veidt himself is leaning on the edge of his desk, drinking coffee and looking amused.]
Good morning, everyone. I figured the lot of you might be a bit distracted by tonight's events, so just... relax, I suppose. We'll be returning to our normal classroom activities on Monday.
[If you look carefully, you'll also notice a large bowl of wrapped, sealed latex condoms on the end of his desk, with a helpful placard in Mr. Veidt's handwriting that says For after prom- take as many as you want or need.]
Good morning, everyone. I figured the lot of you might be a bit distracted by tonight's events, so just... relax, I suppose. We'll be returning to our normal classroom activities on Monday.
[If you look carefully, you'll also notice a large bowl of wrapped, sealed latex condoms on the end of his desk, with a helpful placard in Mr. Veidt's handwriting that says For after prom- take as many as you want or need.]