22. the hazards of having a teacher who actually went to high school in the 50s

[alexanderofny]

[FORWARD-DATED TO MONDAY MORNINGLet it not be said that Veidt is an unobservant man. After nearly three months of seeing how things work in Mayfield, he has decided that the best way to make stuff happen is to simply say it's going to happen and then do it

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[tender_crook]

[Kurt is sitting squarely in the front row, and he raises his eyebrows at this.]
you will get pregnant and die]

[alexanderofny]

Is that a problem, Mr. Valentio?

[Oh yes. He went there.]

I'm offering incentives, not making arbitrary demands.

[tender_crook]

Hummel, Mr. Veidt.

What's the worst that could happen? Somebody could get knocked up.

[With a jerk of the head towards Ms. Goldstein.]

[alexanderofny]

Yes, but is that really something any of us wants to face the possibility of in Mayfield? The risk of drone children?

[tender_crook]

Who says they'd be drones? I really doubt that's genetic. And there's nothing at all creepy about a grown man volunteering to show a classroom of teenagers how to put a condom on a banana.