Now whachu wanna do? Opportunity's right in front of you
Excuse me shawty, but I been watchin' you now for a while
Yo whole style, from yo toes to the way that you smile
And I hope you ain't offended by the way that this sounds
But uhh... all I keep thinkin' bout is layin' you down
And I'm, keepin' it pimpin', I ain't playin' around
Ain't got that kinda time cuz this the only day I'm in town
So come and, chill in the cut if you willin' to cut
And when you, give me a hug I be feelin' yo butt
Now so while for while we talkin', I'm fillin' yo cup
We killin' the bottle, wake up in dirty linen tomorrow
T.I. - "Let's get Away"
Bitches,
Todays post is brought to you by the letter UGH.
SO I went to go visit fam, and then I decided to go out to a club with my 17 year old cousin Gabriela. I hadn't seen her in a while, so I figured this was a good idea.
This was not a good idea.
Ran into a friend named Alejandro (cue weird music), a venezuelan who bartends pretty much anywhere. The good news is that he lets me drink for free. The bad news is he lets me drink for free.
So there we were, at this club, two floors of music, one salsa, merengue and hip-hop, the top floor all techno and house. So I stayed in the techno level. I figure if I was going to drink, I may as well dance to something I can just improvise. Ran into some MORE friends who were there, dancing up a storm. It felt good to just, cut loose like that again, just sort of slip into the music thumping all around me, not focus on anyone or anything and just let everything sort of flow with the rhythm.
The bad news was that I drank a wee bit too much, I was a wee bit maudlin ya see? Not only was I drunk, but I was dancing whilst drunk. I don't think too many people were impressed, but luckily, I didn't have too many people running away either.
Which brings me to my next horrible part. Some old whithered french lady with man hands/voice, grabbed my ding-ding, like, HARD, not only that, she LICKED my face!!! UUGGGGGHHHHH! I almost threw up then and there, I had to litterally SHOVE this old lady off of me, she had this vicelike fuckin grip... not cool.
Top it all off. I got home at 5am and woke up at 10. My night, was rough. I got home with my cousin and just drowned in bed. SO nice to fall into a comfortable bed and a cold glass of water. Definately made my night that much better. That, and the crazy tooth-brushing. Blah.
This week just brings work, some job interviews, new jobs and birthdays. I'm at a very odd cross road, and I'm hoping I survive it all.
My hat bent, gettin' high behind the 'lac tint,
Aa!
Yo whole style, from yo toes to the way that you smile
And I hope you ain't offended by the way that this sounds
But uhh... all I keep thinkin' bout is layin' you down
And I'm, keepin' it pimpin', I ain't playin' around
Ain't got that kinda time cuz this the only day I'm in town
So come and, chill in the cut if you willin' to cut
And when you, give me a hug I be feelin' yo butt
Now so while for while we talkin', I'm fillin' yo cup
We killin' the bottle, wake up in dirty linen tomorrow
T.I. - "Let's get Away"
Bitches,
Todays post is brought to you by the letter UGH.
SO I went to go visit fam, and then I decided to go out to a club with my 17 year old cousin Gabriela. I hadn't seen her in a while, so I figured this was a good idea.
This was not a good idea.
Ran into a friend named Alejandro (cue weird music), a venezuelan who bartends pretty much anywhere. The good news is that he lets me drink for free. The bad news is he lets me drink for free.
So there we were, at this club, two floors of music, one salsa, merengue and hip-hop, the top floor all techno and house. So I stayed in the techno level. I figure if I was going to drink, I may as well dance to something I can just improvise. Ran into some MORE friends who were there, dancing up a storm. It felt good to just, cut loose like that again, just sort of slip into the music thumping all around me, not focus on anyone or anything and just let everything sort of flow with the rhythm.
The bad news was that I drank a wee bit too much, I was a wee bit maudlin ya see? Not only was I drunk, but I was dancing whilst drunk. I don't think too many people were impressed, but luckily, I didn't have too many people running away either.
Which brings me to my next horrible part. Some old whithered french lady with man hands/voice, grabbed my ding-ding, like, HARD, not only that, she LICKED my face!!! UUGGGGGHHHHH! I almost threw up then and there, I had to litterally SHOVE this old lady off of me, she had this vicelike fuckin grip... not cool.
Top it all off. I got home at 5am and woke up at 10. My night, was rough. I got home with my cousin and just drowned in bed. SO nice to fall into a comfortable bed and a cold glass of water. Definately made my night that much better. That, and the crazy tooth-brushing. Blah.
This week just brings work, some job interviews, new jobs and birthdays. I'm at a very odd cross road, and I'm hoping I survive it all.
My hat bent, gettin' high behind the 'lac tint,
Aa!