Wow, is that sarcasm I taste? No. It's just some rice from lunch.
Hello. My name is Alex Poynor and I would like to welcome you all to my brand new journal. Why brand new? Because my old one kept getting hacked and it was pissing me off. Stupid whores. God. But anyway, you obviously know something about me if you read my user information so there is no need to go into that.
How was my day? 'Twas nice. I woke up at eight o'clock in the A.M. so I could get ready to go to the movies with Jessica to see Cheaper by the Dozen. Yes... I know that the movie is already out on DVD, but her mother got free passes to see it this morning and I was invited. There were around 8 daycares that were there... and we all know how I feel about small children. So needless to say I was very nervous and perturbed by all the small children with their dirty dipars and their juice boxes. Yes. The daycares brought their own pop-corn and juice boxes. I wanted a juice box... and a pickle. But unfortunatly I heard a gruesome story of a worker that was masturbating with the pickles and putting them back in the pickle containers at the Malco Hollywood. So I don't buy them anymore. But anyway, back to the movie. HiLlZy dUfF iZ sEw RaWkStEr! She's a little to punk rock for my taste. After the movie I went to Burger King and purchased 18 chicken tenders and an order of pom fritz. That's german for french fries you know? It's true. I also got a flat Dr. Pepper. I came home ate and took a 5 hour nap. It was a great great nap. I loved it. But I'm done for now. I'll update later.
-alex_p