(no subject)
I'm fairly certain that most of you are fairly broken up that I'm not going to Jane/Chaucer's party. I'm sorry, parties are for losers. Or, to be fair, I suppose, parties aren't for losers. I fully regret that my Friday will be spent lifting incredibly heavy barbells (dumbells?) which, I am sure, weigh more than any given four of you; followed by the vigorous felling of trees, a rousing barfight, and nothing whatsoever to do with the newspaper.
Really.
Well, have fun without me.
Really.
Well, have fun without me.