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[alex_pope]

...I think Blake's mother hates me. Not that it's exceptionally important that she adore me, but it's rather traumatic.

Also traumatic is Blake's bedroom. Actually, I think several people could benefit from the following bit of free advice:

Differences between floors and shelves: Floors are large, and have one or several large fixtures on them.

Comments

[chaucer_volante]

Funny. Blake's mother likes me...

[alex_pope]

Ever tried to smuggle a body into her home?

...not that I think that really had much to do with it.

[eliza_phelp]

I'm sure she'd enjoy hitting you with a bat.

Funny. I keep trying not to, but I always end up pitying you. You're so desperate for sex, but you never get any.

[burning_blake]

Now, now...I'm sure he's just saving himself for that one special gap-toothed widow.

[chaucer_volante]

Aaaaaaagh gap-teeth are SOOOOOOO HOT

[chaucer_volante]

What's that? I'm sorry: I see lips moving, but with all the herpes simplex 2 on them I keep getting distracted.

You WISH you could get up on this bat.