[This is a fake journal and is not done by Alex James or anyone associated with him. The author claims no knowledge of his life and none of what is contained herein is true in any way, shape or form. It is done for entertainment purposes, for fun and not profit, and should in no way be considered to be real or accurate. For more information, see the
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This journal is friends only so reading all of it requires being on my friends list, which is not difficult to achieve. The only people I don't add back are really weird people or people who think I'm the real Alex James.]