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[alex_eagal]

Today was a half day, for me at least. When I got through my earth science final and successfully wasted an hour waiting for the bell to ring, I set off for home with Bryan, Luke, and Alex. We hung out, ate mini tacos, talked about and ate Splenda, you know, the usual. We decided there should be a video game about killing carnies, but then we decided it should be about Splenda instead. I mean, the stuff is so good and has no nutritive value! It's like eating nothing, only it tastes like sugar! YEAH! Plus, it has the ability cure anything unless otherwise contaminated with anal piss.
THEN...
I ate a taco.
THEN...
Jacob came by.
THEN...
Matt joined.
THEN...
We watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It gets less funny each time I watch it.
THEN...
Ashley and Jenna came by to study. Psh, studying is for the weak.
THEN...
Matt and I started making a pizza. By scratch. Everything from scratch. Even the dough.
THEN...
Kyle came by. He helps.
THEN...
Katie and Kendra and Tara came by. Number one, i never talk to these people (except Katie). Number two, they ruin Kyle's pizza sauce by throwing some mozzarella in it. Number three, they ask for sodas. One is left on my table with but a sip taken out of it. I HATE THAT!!!
THEN...
They left. We finish making pizza, breadsticks, and dessert breadsticks. All from scratch. And all tasty. We eat. We rejoice.
THEN...
Everybody leaves. That's a total of, let's see, nine people that came by today, and I fed them all. Don't get any ideas.