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I've found a good technique for writing essays... do 'em when you've had hardly any sleep. You won't believe the crap you can write. Like this! Of course there's a lot of spelling mistakes and I'm saying this technique is correct after only writing half of the introdutory paragraph, but shut up that's why! Ooh, it's Jeans for Genes day on Friday. I'll look odd in half school uniform, but at least my bottom half will be comfy. :D Teehee, I really don't know what to write for my life is dull. But Kate, Nikki, Tom and I watched South Park. Saddam Hussein is having sex with Satan. Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden both have the same number of letter in their name = 13 Solution? Bomb Iraq! I'm Fungry! My buddy found a bunny with no ears.. now I have to pretend to like it like her stupid cats. I don't like cats.. they're too smart for their own good. Look at them, conspiring against humankind. <--don't mind the crap, that's just me being dillusional from lack of sleep. What?! Ten bucks! Get outta here! Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! ooh, If I were Osama Bin Laden, I'd be hiding in a NZ cave from Alexander Downer.. bahaha, Downer. Who could take him seriously?! But all politicians have to have some sort of deformity. Jonny H- fxcked up eyebrows and policy Kim Beasley- Morbidly obese Tony Abbot- enough said. Don't know him? Turn on the news dumb ass! Pfft, ignorant bastards. And soon enough you'll be voting. Then this country will go straight to hell! Well, we're half way there.. people bitch about the govt. then vote John H in for 9 years! The when he takes away most of workers' rights, people bitch even harder! Godammit! Vote Green.. or Labor.. no, not labour. Do whatever the fxck you want! That's what most of the youths are doing these days with their MTV and magazines.. I want more magazines.. There's only so much one can read, but I haven't exceeded that limit since I refuse to make time to read my English novel.