My life...a most serious update...
On Thursday night, I stayed up 'til 3 in the morning. I had class at 8. I missed my first two, and then, later, when I could have gone to the second two, I missed them, too. I played doubles instead.
On Friday night, we had a tea party. By "tea party," I mean we got drunk on Vodka and Tequila shots. (REALLY DRUNK...Jessica had 9 shots...Jaime, Todd, I'm sure you can't even imagine...) After we did that, Tammy took out our teapot and we played spin-the-bottle. I gave a girl her first kiss (she was a fine black lady, too, so now I can say I've truly lived...).
After we had drank everything, we went down to the front of the building for drunk cigarettes. We had a few, and then Will busted out a huge blunt. So, right there, in front of a dorm, on a street, we (the 7 of us) smoked weed in all it's glory.
Needless to say, my body O.D.'d on all this alcohol, nicotine, and THC. I threw up an hour later, at 5:30 in the morning. At 6, I fell into Will's bed with Tammy (a fox), (Will was in her room with Gina, her roommate...) Xaviera slept in my bed, and I didn't wake up 'til 2 in the afternoon, when I proceeded to blackout in the shower. Weird.
Last night, I smoked a lil' weed, and I ate a lil' food.
I must admit I'm a little jealous of Will's new honey. I miss having a girl of my own. I need a hug from my babsh!
Jaime, what are we gonna do when I come down to Tucson with Mike? Smoke? Drink? Laugh? Fight kung fu battles? (Fingers crossed). Todd, will one of us finally propose to Mabel?
Call me, guys! I have nothing to do at night but cry.
Peace pipe,
Alex.
On Friday night, we had a tea party. By "tea party," I mean we got drunk on Vodka and Tequila shots. (REALLY DRUNK...Jessica had 9 shots...Jaime, Todd, I'm sure you can't even imagine...) After we did that, Tammy took out our teapot and we played spin-the-bottle. I gave a girl her first kiss (she was a fine black lady, too, so now I can say I've truly lived...).
After we had drank everything, we went down to the front of the building for drunk cigarettes. We had a few, and then Will busted out a huge blunt. So, right there, in front of a dorm, on a street, we (the 7 of us) smoked weed in all it's glory.
Needless to say, my body O.D.'d on all this alcohol, nicotine, and THC. I threw up an hour later, at 5:30 in the morning. At 6, I fell into Will's bed with Tammy (a fox), (Will was in her room with Gina, her roommate...) Xaviera slept in my bed, and I didn't wake up 'til 2 in the afternoon, when I proceeded to blackout in the shower. Weird.
Last night, I smoked a lil' weed, and I ate a lil' food.
I must admit I'm a little jealous of Will's new honey. I miss having a girl of my own. I need a hug from my babsh!
Jaime, what are we gonna do when I come down to Tucson with Mike? Smoke? Drink? Laugh? Fight kung fu battles? (Fingers crossed). Todd, will one of us finally propose to Mabel?
Call me, guys! I have nothing to do at night but cry.
Peace pipe,
Alex.