I just thought of a real zinger
Today on "why I might get put in Facebook jail but probably won't because Facebook is sexist" = I got recommended a page called "I survived the war in Iraq" for some reason. I don't know why; I do not at all like the military, and I consider soldiers and veterans to be even more annoying than vegans. So the first comment I made was:
"God you people are pathetic, trying to make yourselves out to be heroes when it is literally your job to murder foreign people for money. You're all glorified assassins."
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And of course, there were a bunch of angry comments that I barely skimmed, mostly attacks on me as a person, so I just responded in general with:
"I find all your attempts to debate me with ad hominem attacks to be pathetic in the extreme, and it's just the sort of juvenile bullshit I've come to expect from soldiers, oh they of little brain. You have about as much chance of hurting my feelings as I have of jumping to the moon, you corporate-funded murder monkeys."
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I have to say, now, that "corporate-funded murder monkeys" is my new favorite thing to say.
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As to "facebook is sexist," yeah. Fay gets zucc'ed (put in FB jail) all the time for stupid shit like calling a bigot a bigot or calling someone a dingleberry. Meanwhile I present as male and get away with all kinds of cussing and insults and stuff that are at least 20 times worse than anything Fay ever says, and I almost never get zucc'ed. You know, just me being my usual abrasive asshole self to anyone who even slightly annoys me. I should be getting zucc'ed every time I post or comment, almost. But I don't. So yeah, sexist double standards. This was cross-posted from https://alex-antonin.dreamwidth.org/344425.html
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"God you people are pathetic, trying to make yourselves out to be heroes when it is literally your job to murder foreign people for money. You're all glorified assassins."
~
And of course, there were a bunch of angry comments that I barely skimmed, mostly attacks on me as a person, so I just responded in general with:
"I find all your attempts to debate me with ad hominem attacks to be pathetic in the extreme, and it's just the sort of juvenile bullshit I've come to expect from soldiers, oh they of little brain. You have about as much chance of hurting my feelings as I have of jumping to the moon, you corporate-funded murder monkeys."
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I have to say, now, that "corporate-funded murder monkeys" is my new favorite thing to say.
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As to "facebook is sexist," yeah. Fay gets zucc'ed (put in FB jail) all the time for stupid shit like calling a bigot a bigot or calling someone a dingleberry. Meanwhile I present as male and get away with all kinds of cussing and insults and stuff that are at least 20 times worse than anything Fay ever says, and I almost never get zucc'ed. You know, just me being my usual abrasive asshole self to anyone who even slightly annoys me. I should be getting zucc'ed every time I post or comment, almost. But I don't. So yeah, sexist double standards. This was cross-posted from https://alex-antonin.dreamwidth.org/344425.html
You can comment either here or there.