Dear body, some questions for you:
1. Why do you insist on forcing me to have to eat every three hours to appease you?
2. Why is your response to not being appeased on time to make me so nauseous that I keep almost puking? How do you think this is at all a sensible or useful signal to send?
3. Do you get some kind of perverse pleasure out of making me hate eating to such a degree that I'd give up all the pleasures of the flesh to become an android without a moment's hesitation if given the opportunity?
Angrily yours,
Alex Antonin
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