A Uwe Boll movie that I actually kind of want to see? Hard to imagine, but there it is.
More Far Cry Videos Admittedly the premise of Far Cry is pretty hard to mess up, and I have an enormous amount of affection for the antics of Udo Kier. Plus the whole movie looks so damn eighties in its action sensibilities, which is no bad thing at all.
By which, of course, I mean that it looks like Commando, and all the movies that ripped it off.