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so once upon a time there was an island
and on it, there was a girl named alex ritchie
short for alexandria. cool.
and on this island there was a tree a big fat tree
and the tree happened to have enough fruit on it to have a face. called the ashley tree.
and then alex got hungry cause she was stranded on an island.
and then ashley tree was like why dont you eat some fish.
and alex was like BITCH I DONT EAT FISH.
so she stabbed the tree. and ate the fruit off the tree.
there was this girl named tayler and she was really cool. then there was this girl named lottie.
she was black. and had an eye.
they were walking down the street. cause they're rebels.
on the sidewalk.. matt was getting ammonia.
and then tayler & black saw it and tayler said put some goddamn pants on.
kay so once upon a time.
there was a kid named matt with a HUGE forehead. *draws HUGE forehead*
and theres this girl named ashley. with a lotta face.
anyways they got together and there was so much head
that the world was enveloped in the forehead and watermelon with a little ocean, maybe.
*close-up of melon*
there were these four awesome girls.
one was black. one pretended to be black, one was foreign, and one yellowish.
and we all lived happily ever after amongst the heady..ness.
THE END
picture stories by tayler & tamarra. and lottie.
OMG joint story. that ones private.
uhh. eden ants are awesome. free buttons in 20 varieties.
and dominic [donovan] is so over-sexed, it's incomprehensable.
HOTTEST
MAN
IN
EXISTENCE
and on it, there was a girl named alex ritchie
short for alexandria. cool.
and on this island there was a tree a big fat tree
and the tree happened to have enough fruit on it to have a face. called the ashley tree.
and then alex got hungry cause she was stranded on an island.
and then ashley tree was like why dont you eat some fish.
and alex was like BITCH I DONT EAT FISH.
so she stabbed the tree. and ate the fruit off the tree.
there was this girl named tayler and she was really cool. then there was this girl named lottie.
she was black. and had an eye.
they were walking down the street. cause they're rebels.
on the sidewalk.. matt was getting ammonia.
and then tayler & black saw it and tayler said put some goddamn pants on.
kay so once upon a time.
there was a kid named matt with a HUGE forehead. *draws HUGE forehead*
and theres this girl named ashley. with a lotta face.
anyways they got together and there was so much head
that the world was enveloped in the forehead and watermelon with a little ocean, maybe.
*close-up of melon*
there were these four awesome girls.
one was black. one pretended to be black, one was foreign, and one yellowish.
and we all lived happily ever after amongst the heady..ness.
THE END
picture stories by tayler & tamarra. and lottie.
OMG joint story. that ones private.
uhh. eden ants are awesome. free buttons in 20 varieties.
and dominic [donovan] is so over-sexed, it's incomprehensable.
HOTTEST
MAN
IN
EXISTENCE