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Jan 26, 2007 01:34

I have absorbed a man by reading his entire library.
I've said all this. Not well. Not in one chunk.
I got really excited when I realized that I'd made some of the same conclusions on my own. Then I figured he just read the same stuff I did. Then I was so excited. Because before I read his conclusion, I was the only one who made it! For that chunk of time, I was brillant.
That's my new theory on brilliance, folks. If the passage of time between your genious conclusion and finding out someone else had the same conclusion is long enough, you get to be offically brilliant. Like when J sees a stand up comic and complains that he did that joke 6 months ago. Then again, you could be criminally uniformed. Perhaps a good example would be if I started to tell "Red Neck" jokes completly as if I invented that shit. Oooh, or if Louie Armstrong did.
Anywho, I'm going to leave my spelling errors in. That's how fucking brilliant I am.

http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2007-01-14-1.html
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