A Dresden Files commendrabble
G-rated and spoiler-safe.
In reply for a Tumblr post of thegladelf who wrote the following:
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„No, Mom, I can’t lend you handcuffs because Lisa’s youngest is being insufferable. You shouldn’t have agreed for babysitting in the first place. They don’t make them in kid size anyway.”
“Well, too bad. Speaking of handcuffs, how’s that nice Dresden boy? You should bring him here for Sunday once in a while. He really looked like he could use a good dinner.”
“I don’t want to give him ideas. Wait, what you mean ‘speaking of-’?”
“Excuse me for a moment. Young man, dog’s ears should stay attached where they are! Respect it or accept the consequences! There, I’m back. You were speaking?”
“…Um, is Jock okay? Is it him whining there or the kid? Consequences? Did he bite…?”
“He didn’t and I swear, I’m beginning to regret he’s the whining instead of the biting sort. This means I have to do the biting for him and the consequences are no cookies today. Yes, young man, you heard me! But what were we talking about here? Ah, right. You’re not getting any younger, honey. Why won’t you give him a chance?”
“For this exact reason…”
“Karrin Murphy, don’t you dare going cryptic on your family! It never ends well, especially for Murphys who work in the police.”
“Uh… actually, I must go, I have a cake in the oven.”
“Oh… Oh! Well, it’s nice to know you keep up with the Chocolate Saturdays. I hope you didn’t forget about buttering the parchment?”
“…”
“If you did, I think I might have made a little too much of my own this time. It’ll be waiting here. For you both.”
“You’re playing dirty, Mom…”
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I’m totally with Murph. ^^ Moms…
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In reply for a Tumblr post of thegladelf who wrote the following:
--------------------------------------------------------- original post ---------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------- end of original post ---------------------------------------------------------
„No, Mom, I can’t lend you handcuffs because Lisa’s youngest is being insufferable. You shouldn’t have agreed for babysitting in the first place. They don’t make them in kid size anyway.”
“Well, too bad. Speaking of handcuffs, how’s that nice Dresden boy? You should bring him here for Sunday once in a while. He really looked like he could use a good dinner.”
“I don’t want to give him ideas. Wait, what you mean ‘speaking of-’?”
“Excuse me for a moment. Young man, dog’s ears should stay attached where they are! Respect it or accept the consequences! There, I’m back. You were speaking?”
“…Um, is Jock okay? Is it him whining there or the kid? Consequences? Did he bite…?”
“He didn’t and I swear, I’m beginning to regret he’s the whining instead of the biting sort. This means I have to do the biting for him and the consequences are no cookies today. Yes, young man, you heard me! But what were we talking about here? Ah, right. You’re not getting any younger, honey. Why won’t you give him a chance?”
“For this exact reason…”
“Karrin Murphy, don’t you dare going cryptic on your family! It never ends well, especially for Murphys who work in the police.”
“Uh… actually, I must go, I have a cake in the oven.”
“Oh… Oh! Well, it’s nice to know you keep up with the Chocolate Saturdays. I hope you didn’t forget about buttering the parchment?”
“…”
“If you did, I think I might have made a little too much of my own this time. It’ll be waiting here. For you both.”
“You’re playing dirty, Mom…”
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AO3, ff.net, Tumblr
I’m totally with Murph. ^^ Moms…
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You can comment also in Disqus, here.
It's okay to comment in whatever language fits you best, as long as I get it. Don't mind the entry's language.
Można komentować w języku, który najbardziej ci odpowiada, o ile go zrozumiem. Nie przejmuj się językiem notki.