Ha! So, apparently, even in the current state of mortification I am in I can still post a few recs, although most of these are recent or things I am ashamed - absolutely ashamed - for not reccing before!
Ride My Broom by
sesheta_66. Come on, people. Look at that title. Why are you not running to read it? That's why I did! Anyway, it's a cute, funny little short piece that'll make you giggle. Or else you're not human :). jk.
Author's Summary: Harry uses a rather 'interesting' line on Draco.
Rating and Spoilers: PG-13, NONE. 8/10
Who's Your Daddy? by
softly_sweetly. Please believe me when I say that it's not what you're thinking from the title. It's short, funny and in response to
enchanted_jae's monthy challenge as is the story above. Made me snort with laughter.
Author's Summary: The best pick-up lines come from the worst places
Rating and Spoilers: Very soft R, none. 8/10
Unintended by
furiosity. Please. If you have read ANY of F's work you will know why this is brilliant. Because she is marvellous: her writing style is astounding and has only progressed during her time in fandom. If I was slightly more aware I would be able to ramble more but what you really need to know is that this piece, this gorgeous story, is so different and brilliant and bittersweet that it should be a SIN to be a H/D shipper and not have read it. And now I will shut up before I suggest starting a cult for this fic because it is one of my absolute favourites.
Author's Summary: Every little thing between them had been unintended, accidental, fortuitous.
Rating and Spoilers: NC-17 (I think) and HBP spoilers. 10/10
Now I must go because Mel, my delightful cousin, has convinced me to go over to hers and watch DVDs. At least I won't be home when my parents get in.