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Repeal Of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
As Congress prepares to allow gay individuals to serve openly in the military, those against the proposed change voiced their concerns Monday, warning the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" could soon lead to strong, strapping American soldiers engaging in mind-blowing homosexual intercourse right on the battlefield.
"We're sending our soldiers out there with a mission, and that mission is to protect this country," said Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of many conservative politicians who staunchly oppose the change. "If this is repealed, what's to stop all-night sex romps from breaking out while U.S. servicemen are hiding in a bunker, or crawling around an irrigation ditch bathed only by the light of the moon, or, say, the dozens of other situations I've already thought through in elaborate detail?"
"We can't allow this to happen," Gohmert added as beads of sweat collected on his brow. "It's wrong. Sweaty male sex-no matter how erotic and uninhibited-is so wrong and so, so naughty."
Despite its support from the defense secretary and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, the repeal has been condemned by many military officers who worry it could disrupt troop cohesion and endanger the lives of the taut young soldiers.... Others have argued that allowing gay soldiers to push their lifestyle on others, testing the limits of pleasure a man can take before he erupts in uncontrollable ecstasy, would seriously damage morale.
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"The military should not be used to advance some radical, steamy, mouthwatering social agenda," said Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ).
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FRIDAY
-- email student about PSAT homework
-- schedule with SB
-- contact incoming clients whoa, that took for fucking ever, but I am def. a baller
-- do dishes
-- make appt with campus clinic
-- drop off present for beloved professor
-- while on campus, go to HR and try to get a copy of your 2009 W-2, since tech support is not fucking emailing you back sent email to a second person instead
-- AFTER 5PM, go to office and prepare/mail JE's summer study package -- rescheduled for tomorrow so as to minimize illegal parking
-- talk doqz into rolling two deep at McDonald's
-- go grocery shopping clearance steaks, wut!
-- buy a lottery ticket
-- make this Melville paper happen like the radical, steamy, mouthwatering literature professional you are
-- continue proofing vocab cards
Repeal Of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
As Congress prepares to allow gay individuals to serve openly in the military, those against the proposed change voiced their concerns Monday, warning the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" could soon lead to strong, strapping American soldiers engaging in mind-blowing homosexual intercourse right on the battlefield.
"We're sending our soldiers out there with a mission, and that mission is to protect this country," said Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of many conservative politicians who staunchly oppose the change. "If this is repealed, what's to stop all-night sex romps from breaking out while U.S. servicemen are hiding in a bunker, or crawling around an irrigation ditch bathed only by the light of the moon, or, say, the dozens of other situations I've already thought through in elaborate detail?"
"We can't allow this to happen," Gohmert added as beads of sweat collected on his brow. "It's wrong. Sweaty male sex-no matter how erotic and uninhibited-is so wrong and so, so naughty."
Despite its support from the defense secretary and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, the repeal has been condemned by many military officers who worry it could disrupt troop cohesion and endanger the lives of the taut young soldiers.... Others have argued that allowing gay soldiers to push their lifestyle on others, testing the limits of pleasure a man can take before he erupts in uncontrollable ecstasy, would seriously damage morale.
and
"The military should not be used to advance some radical, steamy, mouthwatering social agenda," said Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ).
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FRIDAY
-- email student about PSAT homework
-- schedule with SB
-- contact incoming clients whoa, that took for fucking ever, but I am def. a baller
-- do dishes
-- make appt with campus clinic
-- drop off present for beloved professor
-- while on campus, go to HR and try to get a copy of your 2009 W-2, since tech support is not fucking emailing you back sent email to a second person instead
-- AFTER 5PM, go to office and prepare/mail JE's summer study package -- rescheduled for tomorrow so as to minimize illegal parking
-- talk doqz into rolling two deep at McDonald's
-- go grocery shopping clearance steaks, wut!
-- buy a lottery ticket
-- make this Melville paper happen like the radical, steamy, mouthwatering literature professional you are
-- continue proofing vocab cards