Nothing is easier to obtain on Atlantis than soft-core porn. John watches Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras Invasion, Spring Break Sex Riot, Sexy Sorority Sweethearts (two volumes) and Wet T-Shirt Strip Off in a haze of feeling sorry for himself; mostly, it makes him decide that maybe he's completely gay now. Teyla's shirts make him nervous for a week.
~
helenish,
Dr. McKay Makes Girls Go Wild