mmm, nyquil
I have the flu! Awesomenfighiaohgvndcbleeeech . . . I feel extremely lightheaded and dizzy right now. On a good note, I got out of my poetry class today. Which is very good, because I volunteered to drive, and if I'd tried to do that in my sorry, sick state, I might have swerved into a ditch . . . or some trees . . .
Sometimes I wish I could just turn my brain off at will, so that when I'm in the middle of a class I don't like or a sticky situation, I can convince other people that I passed out, then they'll call an ambulence, and I'll be whisked away to a nice, comfy bed in a hospital, and wake up later well-rested and free of anxiety. (wow, that was quite a run-on)
I almost had a nervous breakdown this afternoon. Before the poetry class I didn't go to, I went to find my car just in case they still needed me to drive. I headed over to the commons, and then I got really worried and confused when I couldn't find it. I was about to call up my roommate and freak out, when I remembered that I might have parked it near meyerhoff and forgot to put it back. Lo and behold, there it was on lafayette . . . along with a $42 parking ticket. I'm a dumbass.
I should have known better, though. No one is ever going to steal that piece o' shit. If someone did, I would just have to laugh at their stupidity and wonder how far they would get with that horrendous oil leak.
Sometimes I wish I could just turn my brain off at will, so that when I'm in the middle of a class I don't like or a sticky situation, I can convince other people that I passed out, then they'll call an ambulence, and I'll be whisked away to a nice, comfy bed in a hospital, and wake up later well-rested and free of anxiety. (wow, that was quite a run-on)
I almost had a nervous breakdown this afternoon. Before the poetry class I didn't go to, I went to find my car just in case they still needed me to drive. I headed over to the commons, and then I got really worried and confused when I couldn't find it. I was about to call up my roommate and freak out, when I remembered that I might have parked it near meyerhoff and forgot to put it back. Lo and behold, there it was on lafayette . . . along with a $42 parking ticket. I'm a dumbass.
I should have known better, though. No one is ever going to steal that piece o' shit. If someone did, I would just have to laugh at their stupidity and wonder how far they would get with that horrendous oil leak.