Love...is a burnin thing...and it makes...a firey ring...
Okay...now that I had a mother fucking novel written...myspace decides to give me a fucking error, so I lost every god damn mother fucking letter I fucking typed.
FUCK YOU
bastards...
Goddamn it
Anyway, what I was saying..and had all well written, and really thought out... was that... people are fucking stupid, especially all these dumb fuckin girls that think they're in love with every dumb fuckin guy they date.
you
are
all
fucking
stupid.
Now I don't mean the ones who've been together for like..half a year or so...and really work well together, and there's all kindsa passion and that whole connection thing...
Good for you guys, hope ya'll stay together and things keep goin smooth.
I'm talkin about the whole..."Oh my god its been a week and he's so wonderful I'm madly in love so what if he fucked my best friend three times yesterday, he loves me and I love him and we're gonna get married.."
BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH
Yeah... that sorta thing really annoys me
Why?
Give it maybe... another week or so..
and miss lovey dovey head up her ass will be bawlin her eyes out cause Mr Right just fucked her over royally, cause guess what...he didn't love ya, imagine that.
What really makes my ass twitch is the whole bullshit where you have a friend who finally gets someone..and from then on out...its always "MY boyfriend this, or my girlfriend that" in every goddamn conversation.
So what? We can't use their names anymore?
Are you tryin to fuckin prove something by boasting that you're taken?
insecure much?
Yeah.. Shut up, we know who the fuck you're talkin about, you've been reminding us you're together and in love for a whole...1 month... now.
(Its almost as if they're trying to convince themselves that they actually are with someone)
And along those lines... to give a perfect example..
Girl I used to talk to for a while, whom I actually considered dating, finds someone else. No big deal to me, I really don't want any kind of relationship.
At all.
You all should know this by now.
Anyway, so she has a new b/f, which is cool, good for them.
its been almost a month
ALMOST A MONTH
and she's all "I love him, we're getting married in a few months"
If only there were words to describe me trying to hold back the laughter.
For those of you who know me...you know the shit eating grin I get on my face when I'm trying not to laugh but somethings really fuckin funny...
yeah that look.
There's only one thing I can really say about the whole situation there
Thank God I'm not that poor guy.
Fuck that noise.
Which also gets me thinking... okay so this guys like... a single dad? He's like 23?... no fuckin wonder. If you're plannin marraige after a fuckin month, I really don't think its gonna work out.
Maybe you should wait a little longer to see where it goes before you knock someone up too perhaps...
thats just my opinion...
but what do I know?
So what I'm getting at is...Fuck love
It is really fuckin retarded.
Everything is just a stereotypical storybook disney ass fuckin romance.
If it were me, sleeping beauty would still have her lazy ass asleep in a goddamn tower guarded by a goddamn dragon. I am not about to get burned alive for a piece of ass. The bitch just sleeps all day anyway...wtf's the point?
Yes, I am very much a Hater.
b R i A n _ my anti-love
fin.
FUCK YOU
bastards...
Goddamn it
Anyway, what I was saying..and had all well written, and really thought out... was that... people are fucking stupid, especially all these dumb fuckin girls that think they're in love with every dumb fuckin guy they date.
you
are
all
fucking
stupid.
Now I don't mean the ones who've been together for like..half a year or so...and really work well together, and there's all kindsa passion and that whole connection thing...
Good for you guys, hope ya'll stay together and things keep goin smooth.
I'm talkin about the whole..."Oh my god its been a week and he's so wonderful I'm madly in love so what if he fucked my best friend three times yesterday, he loves me and I love him and we're gonna get married.."
BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH
Yeah... that sorta thing really annoys me
Why?
Give it maybe... another week or so..
and miss lovey dovey head up her ass will be bawlin her eyes out cause Mr Right just fucked her over royally, cause guess what...he didn't love ya, imagine that.
What really makes my ass twitch is the whole bullshit where you have a friend who finally gets someone..and from then on out...its always "MY boyfriend this, or my girlfriend that" in every goddamn conversation.
So what? We can't use their names anymore?
Are you tryin to fuckin prove something by boasting that you're taken?
insecure much?
Yeah.. Shut up, we know who the fuck you're talkin about, you've been reminding us you're together and in love for a whole...1 month... now.
(Its almost as if they're trying to convince themselves that they actually are with someone)
And along those lines... to give a perfect example..
Girl I used to talk to for a while, whom I actually considered dating, finds someone else. No big deal to me, I really don't want any kind of relationship.
At all.
You all should know this by now.
Anyway, so she has a new b/f, which is cool, good for them.
its been almost a month
ALMOST A MONTH
and she's all "I love him, we're getting married in a few months"
If only there were words to describe me trying to hold back the laughter.
For those of you who know me...you know the shit eating grin I get on my face when I'm trying not to laugh but somethings really fuckin funny...
yeah that look.
There's only one thing I can really say about the whole situation there
Thank God I'm not that poor guy.
Fuck that noise.
Which also gets me thinking... okay so this guys like... a single dad? He's like 23?... no fuckin wonder. If you're plannin marraige after a fuckin month, I really don't think its gonna work out.
Maybe you should wait a little longer to see where it goes before you knock someone up too perhaps...
thats just my opinion...
but what do I know?
So what I'm getting at is...Fuck love
It is really fuckin retarded.
Everything is just a stereotypical storybook disney ass fuckin romance.
If it were me, sleeping beauty would still have her lazy ass asleep in a goddamn tower guarded by a goddamn dragon. I am not about to get burned alive for a piece of ass. The bitch just sleeps all day anyway...wtf's the point?
Yes, I am very much a Hater.
b R i A n _ my anti-love
fin.