Jul 25, 2007 10:52
Superman III. Lex Luthor needs to reprogram the missiles, so he gets the ´beautiful´ blond girl with the improbable chest to help him do so. He fakes a car crash, and she lays by the side of the road, needing attention.
Along comes the army, and our brave soldiers quickly move to assist the damsel in distress, laying on the ground, her skirt revealing some of her leg, her plunging neckline the rest. The soldiers form a circle around her (I have no idea why, but thinking about it worries me), and someone moves to give her mouth-to-mouth. Ooo, hot. Then the commanding officer steps in - he clearly wants a piece of the action. "I can´t have any of my boys doing anything I wouldn´t be prepared to do myself). He orders the circle of soldiers to turn around, so he can lean over and...
...wait a second...
...she needs mouth-to-mouth...
That means she´s not breathing, and possibly is technically dead at this point.
Does being in the army truely mean that you´d be prepared to pull rank simply to slip the tongue to a corpse you found on the side of the road?