Fifty Shades of Awful...a book review

[aleksiina_26]

Just before I begin this, I just want to state that all my opinions here are my own. No one has to agree with me on this, and please, don't take my words as holy scripture, I'm just saying what I think about the following works, but I encourage everyone to make their own opinions, no matter how much I tell you how something sucks. I'm just sharing

Comments

[puss_nd_boots]

First of all, thank you for sacrificing yourself for science so others don't have to. This book sounds like it's truly horrid. (She says "Oh, jeez' when she climaxes? WHEN SHE CLIMAXES??? Really

[aleksiina_26]

Horrid is too mild a word. It was horrifying and I had to force myself to finish it...bleargh! The things she says when she orgasms (pretty much once every other page or so) are so ridiculous, if I was a guy fucking her, I couldn't keep a straight face

[puss_nd_boots]

The thing is breaking Harry Potter sales records! BREAKING HARRY POTTER SALES RECORDS! I suppose I should have expected as much from a culture that made megastars of the Kardashians, but still

[aleksiina_26]

I'm really disappointed with america right now...good lord. Where is my spaceship so I can collect y'all, gather all of psc's roster and fly off the face on this planet? Eurghhh

[puss_nd_boots]

Wait a second. Her mother gets drunk, and then urges her daughter to go upstairs and have sex with her boyfriend - knowing damn well she's having her period???

O_o o_O X_X

Holy mother of cheese, this thing is screwed up on levels I can't even begin to fathom.

Oh, and do NOT get me started on anti-woman politicians. The war that's being waged on female health care right now is sickening.

[aleksiina_26]

Yeah...fucked up is too mild of a word >_<

I've been following the political mess, especially women's issues and most of it has just made me want to smack my head on the nearest surface -__- When will men learn to stay out of our business and stop policing our bodies? Eurrrgh!