The mother of all surveys... Thanks mewsicfreak!
Part one
1. Who are you?
Smasho. New favourite nick name. I am a fuckhead.
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
I am selfish. I am clinically insane. I always love people more than they can ever love me.
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Nintendo, riding, reading, writing... Stuff.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
Not in school anymore. In high school I liked... Drama, Art and Media.
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Figure out what the FUCK I am going to do with my life.
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Happy Land.
7. What stage of life are you in right now?
The Lost Stage. Where I am lost and directionless.
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
A little bit of both.
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Our family just gets bigger and bigger every fucking day." Yeah, GUESS WHAT? I have another relative on my dad's side! Secret adoptions are not so secret anymore.
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Disorder by Joy Division. But when do I NOT feel like this?
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
Yes, almost got my black belt in Go Ju Kai Karate, but I chose horses over katas.
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
Like most lives, it fluctuates. But mostly it gets worse.
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
I really don't think so.
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
Stay indoors.
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Neither has happened to me. I don't travel, because it's expensive.
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
With mum, great! With dad... I wish we'd had more time together to repair some things. I wish I had been there when he needed me.
Will you miss them when they are gone?
I already miss my dad more than most people can understand.
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Yes.
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Everybody hurts.
19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Funnily enough, I never had a "dream career" when I was a kid. I just wanted to have fun and be carefree. PAH.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
I think so. I give more than I get.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
I end up giving more than I take. But when I do take, I take everything. (STOLEN!)
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Sometimes.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Those awful, awful headaches I had recently that I thought was my brain exploding inside my head. Herniated disc. Many broken bones. Rape.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Dad dying. Duke dying, Nanna Ruby dying, Lizzie dying, having to give up Beau, Chamois dying, Pony dying, Matty's deception, many, many things.
25. Who have you hugged today?
Bella the Pony, Isobel.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
Mum.
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
We all do.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A How to not be crazy.
B See above.
C See above.
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
Feel.
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Trust. Communication. Honesty.
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A Ride a real Western horse on a muster/cattle drive in the Colorado rockies.
B Get married to someone worth being with.
C Go to Germany.
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A Prostitution.
B Murder.
C Something.
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
Ahh... Can't think of anything.
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's:
My nanna.
30's:
Not sure.
40's:
My dad was born! Oh, and HITLER!!!.
50's:
AWESOME clothes and music.
60's:
MEH.
70's:
EH.
80's:
Rad clothes.
90's:
BAD clothes.
2000 (so far):
Too many fucking gadgets, WHOEVER INVENTED THE MOBILE PHONE IS ON MY HIT LIST.
2010's:
Who knows.
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
80's or 90's.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
I definitely can't narrow it down to just one.
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
Australia, Julia Gillard.
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
"I hope the up-rising of the gingers is coming soon bitch."
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
GO!.
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
Ahh....
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
NO!.
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fly.
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
Too hard.
43. What does your name mean?"Pure." LOL.
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Ocean.
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: Guitar.
Meat: Loaf.
Different: Seasons.
Pink: Baby.
Deserve: Blank.
White: Dove.
Elvis: Blank.
Magic: Bingo.
Heart: Attack.
Clash: FUCK YEAH!
Pulp: Awesome band.
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
Bradley Nowell, Ian Curtis, River Phoenix, Bill Hicks.
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Sam Rockwell.
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
American Beauty.
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
Like I'd give up and just let myself be stuck there!.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
Talked people out of suicide? Yes. Been talked out of it? Kinda.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: Lame.
Ambytime: Lame.
Asscactus: LAME!
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Ah...
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My Little Pony.
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
Two.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Ride.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Meh.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Yes.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
No.
59. What is your idea of paradise?
FREEDOM.
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes, and I don't know.
61. Do you believe in Hell?
No.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
Hard drugs?
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
Pass.
64. Are you a patient person?
No.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Pass.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
I don't know... something.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
Pass.
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Pass.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Dyed.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
Both.
71. What is under your bed right now?
Nothing.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Meh.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
No.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
Anything by The Cure.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
KGL- Can't remember which song.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Either.
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Tigers.
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
I suppose.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Pass.
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Ride.
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
Pass.
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Equator.
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Television.
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Pass.
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Aqua Teen.
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Pork.
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
Cigarettes.
88. Are you a coupon clipper?
No.
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
No.
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Bowling.
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
I don't particularly care. You lost me at "Star Trek."
92. What insects are you afraid of?
Cockroaches.
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Devout Jerk.
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
My whole wardrobe?.
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Hungry Jack's BACON DELUXE, BITCHES!!!! Without the bacon, because pigs are GROSS.
96. What are your parents interested in?
Huh?
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
no.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
Yes.
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans.
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
Pass.
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
Water. Toilet paper. Flashlight.
1. Who are you?
Smasho. New favourite nick name. I am a fuckhead.
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
I am selfish. I am clinically insane. I always love people more than they can ever love me.
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Nintendo, riding, reading, writing... Stuff.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
Not in school anymore. In high school I liked... Drama, Art and Media.
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Figure out what the FUCK I am going to do with my life.
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Happy Land.
7. What stage of life are you in right now?
The Lost Stage. Where I am lost and directionless.
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
A little bit of both.
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Our family just gets bigger and bigger every fucking day." Yeah, GUESS WHAT? I have another relative on my dad's side! Secret adoptions are not so secret anymore.
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Disorder by Joy Division. But when do I NOT feel like this?
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
Yes, almost got my black belt in Go Ju Kai Karate, but I chose horses over katas.
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
Like most lives, it fluctuates. But mostly it gets worse.
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
I really don't think so.
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
Stay indoors.
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Neither has happened to me. I don't travel, because it's expensive.
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
With mum, great! With dad... I wish we'd had more time together to repair some things. I wish I had been there when he needed me.
Will you miss them when they are gone?
I already miss my dad more than most people can understand.
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Yes.
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Everybody hurts.
19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Funnily enough, I never had a "dream career" when I was a kid. I just wanted to have fun and be carefree. PAH.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
I think so. I give more than I get.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
I end up giving more than I take. But when I do take, I take everything. (STOLEN!)
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Sometimes.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Those awful, awful headaches I had recently that I thought was my brain exploding inside my head. Herniated disc. Many broken bones. Rape.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Dad dying. Duke dying, Nanna Ruby dying, Lizzie dying, having to give up Beau, Chamois dying, Pony dying, Matty's deception, many, many things.
25. Who have you hugged today?
Bella the Pony, Isobel.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
Mum.
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
We all do.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A How to not be crazy.
B See above.
C See above.
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
Feel.
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Trust. Communication. Honesty.
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A Ride a real Western horse on a muster/cattle drive in the Colorado rockies.
B Get married to someone worth being with.
C Go to Germany.
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A Prostitution.
B Murder.
C Something.
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
Ahh... Can't think of anything.
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's:
My nanna.
30's:
Not sure.
40's:
My dad was born! Oh, and HITLER!!!.
50's:
AWESOME clothes and music.
60's:
MEH.
70's:
EH.
80's:
Rad clothes.
90's:
BAD clothes.
2000 (so far):
Too many fucking gadgets, WHOEVER INVENTED THE MOBILE PHONE IS ON MY HIT LIST.
2010's:
Who knows.
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
80's or 90's.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
I definitely can't narrow it down to just one.
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
Australia, Julia Gillard.
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
"I hope the up-rising of the gingers is coming soon bitch."
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
GO!.
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
Ahh....
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
NO!.
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fly.
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
Too hard.
43. What does your name mean?"Pure." LOL.
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Ocean.
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: Guitar.
Meat: Loaf.
Different: Seasons.
Pink: Baby.
Deserve: Blank.
White: Dove.
Elvis: Blank.
Magic: Bingo.
Heart: Attack.
Clash: FUCK YEAH!
Pulp: Awesome band.
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
Bradley Nowell, Ian Curtis, River Phoenix, Bill Hicks.
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Sam Rockwell.
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
American Beauty.
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
Like I'd give up and just let myself be stuck there!.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
Talked people out of suicide? Yes. Been talked out of it? Kinda.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: Lame.
Ambytime: Lame.
Asscactus: LAME!
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Ah...
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My Little Pony.
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
Two.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Ride.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Meh.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Yes.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
No.
59. What is your idea of paradise?
FREEDOM.
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes, and I don't know.
61. Do you believe in Hell?
No.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
Hard drugs?
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
Pass.
64. Are you a patient person?
No.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Pass.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
I don't know... something.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
Pass.
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Pass.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Dyed.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
Both.
71. What is under your bed right now?
Nothing.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Meh.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
No.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
Anything by The Cure.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
KGL- Can't remember which song.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Either.
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Tigers.
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
I suppose.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Pass.
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Ride.
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
Pass.
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Equator.
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Television.
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Pass.
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Aqua Teen.
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Pork.
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
Cigarettes.
88. Are you a coupon clipper?
No.
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
No.
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Bowling.
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
I don't particularly care. You lost me at "Star Trek."
92. What insects are you afraid of?
Cockroaches.
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Devout Jerk.
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
My whole wardrobe?.
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Hungry Jack's BACON DELUXE, BITCHES!!!! Without the bacon, because pigs are GROSS.
96. What are your parents interested in?
Huh?
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
no.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
Yes.
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans.
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
Pass.
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
Water. Toilet paper. Flashlight.