The Russian government has approved a plan to make people more patriotic.
The $17m programme will urge youths to mark military victories, and will fund the re-introduction of military-style games in schools.
There will also be healthy lessons in the curious subject of "correct reproductive behaviour" - Kremlin-speak for patriotic sex education.
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Урррааа! Скоро красные галстучки вернут в моду?