how fast can i do this post?
hopefully very, because i have grown very, very fond of sleeping well....although tomorrow is senior service day, so i automatically score another halfhour. but im still gonna try to blitz through this.
ok, first all, i have decided what i shall name my first-born son: superman clancy sabo. superman because that way i can get revenge on all the times my name got made fun of as a kid....and because once he gets a little older he'll have the coolest nickname, or psychiatric problems, of all his friends. clancy in tribute to the wonderful fellow who not only bailed me out on miami (well, bailed me out just to have me rejected based on my shoddy record, but thats my fault, not his) but also put back that devil paper not one but TWO full days! meaning i had nothing to do tonight but screw around. and sabo because, besides tallness and ugliness, that's one of few things all my children will inherit from me.
youth group has stopped being a pesky obligation and has started being the 400 pound leather-clad russian dominatrix of my schedule. as a leader, i am now expected to meet three times a week. which, if you play a sport, makes you go "is that all?", but if you dont, like me, you go "son of a bitch! when will i find time to fulfill my nothing requirement?" although our restructuring seems to be making it suck less. we'll have to see.
best news for last? i think so. if your last name rhymes with flontpetit, you can go ahead and zone back out into frenchland, because this relates to a television show being shown on something that rhymes with table. heh heh heh. being petty to montpetit aside (speaking of montpetit, did you ever look at that chick mellie's profile? man, the people you meet on yahoo pool...)(me and montpetit played a game of online billiards today, and we were reading the public chat, and this mellie person started talking about sex, so i of course checked her picture. let me just say this: oh God.), keep your eyes on animal planet starting this friday at 8, i think. theyre starting to show this segment called "ultimate zoo," and guess which much-beloved fixture of royal oak appears in one of the episodes? no, im not talking about pronto's, this isnt the gay tour guide channel. thats right, the detroit zoo, its in one of the upcoming episodes, we'll have to wait and see which one. and, as if getting the arctic ring of life (which is the finest polar bear enclosure of its kind in the world, did you know that? oh, i say that everytime we go to the zoo? very well, continue your silent spiting of me) in the national spotlight wasnt enough, guess which much-beloved zoo-employee might be making a brief cameo? thats right, ben....and behind him you might see me. most likely looking bad, because i hate having my picture taken (and what is television if not just a bunch of pictures shown really fast in a row? nothing, that's what). if memory serves, the group of kids we had during filming really sucked. so hopefully in the background you can see one of them getting dragged into the polar bear den. as i said, we'll have to see.
damn....this really didnt go as fast as i intended. i think i might be because i got sidetracked by the zoo. anyway, im already in the flow so ill wrap it up with some one-liner soundbites. finished spacehog and rem, liked em. dodgeball registration still being a pain in the ass. hoping for a snow day on thursday. started don quixote, making some headway. speaking in sentence fragments, better stop soon. going to bed.
- g
GARTH'S LINK OF THE DAY! (so far animal planet's website only lists the first two episodes, so the dz might not show up for a while. but when it does, bam! im there!)(and now im going to bed, to end this post that was supposed to be short but sort of became long....damn...)