PILATES=DEATH
As a course for school, I thought "hey, bitchin', super rad, i can totally take Pilates and get class credit."
Yeah. I had plans to be totally fuckin' ripped, like Jessica Beal, and it would be amazing.
I went to that class for the first time today.
I'm that one person who moves in the totally wrong direction while the entire class goes in the right one. I'm at the front, where giant mirrors, like the kind in dace studios, broadcast what an ass I look like. Certain positions make me look sort of like i'm having sex with an invisible person, only in work out clothes.
For class credit, i'm supposed to be losing two inches off my waistline. My instructor is actually pleasantly plump, so i'm not really that scared. If she were some blonde highlighted chick with an old school Britney style six pack, i would drop that shit like it was nobody's business.
Yeah. I had plans to be totally fuckin' ripped, like Jessica Beal, and it would be amazing.
I went to that class for the first time today.
I'm that one person who moves in the totally wrong direction while the entire class goes in the right one. I'm at the front, where giant mirrors, like the kind in dace studios, broadcast what an ass I look like. Certain positions make me look sort of like i'm having sex with an invisible person, only in work out clothes.
For class credit, i'm supposed to be losing two inches off my waistline. My instructor is actually pleasantly plump, so i'm not really that scared. If she were some blonde highlighted chick with an old school Britney style six pack, i would drop that shit like it was nobody's business.