Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
To my Dad: You suck all life out of everything. Including your front lawn.
To everyone else:
No one will ever love you because your dick is so small.
You whine too much. It's like watching someone castrate themself.
Would you just start smoking crack already so we can get it over with?
Your writing blows.
Sorry, Elder Doll Face, I can't really convert. I just wanted to talk to you. But the Jesus stuff is hard to get over.
I think you're a pervert. And not in a hot way.
By the way, her boyfriend is duplicitous as hell. And so is his girlfriend. Come to think of it, so are you and i.
sometime when i think about you i shudder and my skin crawls. it makes me want to peel it all off and run screaming down the street.
But him--he's perfect.
too bad he'd never look twice at me.
To my Dad: You suck all life out of everything. Including your front lawn.
To everyone else:
No one will ever love you because your dick is so small.
You whine too much. It's like watching someone castrate themself.
Would you just start smoking crack already so we can get it over with?
Your writing blows.
Sorry, Elder Doll Face, I can't really convert. I just wanted to talk to you. But the Jesus stuff is hard to get over.
I think you're a pervert. And not in a hot way.
By the way, her boyfriend is duplicitous as hell. And so is his girlfriend. Come to think of it, so are you and i.
sometime when i think about you i shudder and my skin crawls. it makes me want to peel it all off and run screaming down the street.
But him--he's perfect.
too bad he'd never look twice at me.