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people here like to buy me drinks and call me detroit.
buy the end of the queer art show, where, for the first time in a long ass while, i found myself not quite shocked but sufficently surprised..
already drunk, i walked in to a show of three lesbians on stage, two of them shaving the thirds pussy , and trying to do it before the stop watch went off...
although it may surprise you, that was not actually the piece i went there to see. this gorgeous girl named lisa had a video in it called the "toe claw"..apparently lisa had her foot injured and now she can't cut one of her toe nails, so it grows really disgusting... in the film she cuts her boyfriends penis off and then gauges his eye out using her pinky toe nail.
i could love her. just kidding. kind of. although she did offer to gay marry me for canadian citizenship..she's worse than a straight girl---reformed dyke.
today---went to pride and got hit on by every single straight man in the place, including (the high light of my day)---the trojan men, or really good looking latinos in gladiator outfits passing out magnums..)
i'll post the pictures on myspace.
much love,
ale
buy the end of the queer art show, where, for the first time in a long ass while, i found myself not quite shocked but sufficently surprised..
already drunk, i walked in to a show of three lesbians on stage, two of them shaving the thirds pussy , and trying to do it before the stop watch went off...
although it may surprise you, that was not actually the piece i went there to see. this gorgeous girl named lisa had a video in it called the "toe claw"..apparently lisa had her foot injured and now she can't cut one of her toe nails, so it grows really disgusting... in the film she cuts her boyfriends penis off and then gauges his eye out using her pinky toe nail.
i could love her. just kidding. kind of. although she did offer to gay marry me for canadian citizenship..she's worse than a straight girl---reformed dyke.
today---went to pride and got hit on by every single straight man in the place, including (the high light of my day)---the trojan men, or really good looking latinos in gladiator outfits passing out magnums..)
i'll post the pictures on myspace.
much love,
ale