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aleeyum

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Feb 23, 2002 01:24

Dear Readers,
Woody Allen's fictional toy from his film Sleeper, the orgasmatron, should be available in real life around the year 2012, according to Ian Pearson who works for BT Group's BTexact Technologies. Well, put me on the waiting list, cause I would love to have the orgasmatron to add to my sex toy collection!

Wetly Yours,
Wendy

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gamegirlcolor February 25 2002, 12:45:54 UTC

so we both have names to put on our suicide notes now. but maya...promise me you'll wait for our mother to find us first...she'd be so heartbroken if we were finally summoned back to P.P. and you were gone...ok, so a little morbid. but i just want you to stick around. i love you.

gamegirlcolor February 25 2002, 14:30:58 UTC

i love u too

anonymous March 19 2002, 17:58:21 UTC

well wouldn't that take all the fun out of having an orgasm. I mean, do you really want instant pleasure. no, at least not me. i want to work for it. and i wouldn''t have the need to look at porn anymore. it would ruin the porn industry. THEN WHERE WOULD LIFE BE!!!!!!! GEEZ o PEETZ

anonymous May 7 2002, 20:59:53 UTC

Maya, this is the psychic from the train station, you'll remember me as the gypsy soothsayer trying to make a buck. I'm contacting you here to enlighten you on the grave danger you are about to face, a duel to the death. Your enemy has devised a plan to wreek havoc on your heart and on your entire being, you are familiar with her human form, she goes by the name of Alison. The villan who disguises her whiteness with blackness, from a distant planet she reigns, where white is evil and menacing and tricks you in the process. Those with high intuition are usually even more fooled. She is the one you must battle, you trusted her with your powers and now she manipulates them. Her room is covered in voodoo magic against you and if you dont act quickly to safeguard yourself, that BP will be gone from your life forever. She hates your happyness and thrives on your sorrow, thrives on your mutilation. For more details call the number on the flyer, this needs to be solved quickly and efficiently or the entire universe stands unrested, please ( ... )

st8ofemergency June 28 2002, 08:43:46 UTC

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bbyo

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Re: aleeyum June 28 2002, 20:19:16 UTC

love you more!