EM: April Topic: Write a Letter
Max -
So, I noticed you haven’t been around the apartment a lot, probably doing your thing or whatever, but I just wanted to drop a note to tell you that while your absence was appreciated, it’s now getting annoying. Just because we did what we did … that doesn’t mean it changes anything. I still think you’re the most annoying girl on the planet and I am hoping that you’re thinking the same. Things don’t have to change. Oh, well, what I meant by you thinking the same, I meant that you think I’m the most annoying GUY on the planet, not the most annoying girl. Because, as you know by hands on experience, I’m not a girl. Oh, no I’m not. Anyway, uh … so yeah. You should come home and kinda … Oh, I don’t know, come home when I’m home so we can be annoying together. To be honest, I miss the bickering and the way that I tell you that you’re frigid freak and I miss the way you tell me that I’m disgusting. Anyway, gotta bounce, I’ll be at the bar until it closes and I’m sure you know which one it is, so stop on by. I’ll buy you a beer and we’ll be annoying together.
Alec
PS: Oh and if you wanna throw me down and make me your bitch again, I won’t have any problem with that, easy rider.