the POSER Series Volumn 2...Part I...Rich Snobs
That's right everyone, the Posers Series is back to fuck everyone that fucks society. "At college, people are more mature and use their heads", bullshit! At College, people act irresponsible and arrogant. I thought that I would never have to write another "POSERS" article once I graduated from BR, however, the Posers at WPI make the ones at BR look like Ned Flanders. At BR, there were social classes...you were either a jock, a nerd, a prep, a punk, a slut or a loser (or a combo for the those categories). I thought colleges eliminated social classes, not only do they exist but they are ENCOURAGED. That's enough for the intro, now to get into the kitty-giddy...
Tuition: $39,000
Yikes! Thank god I have 50% financial aid. However, with a number like that always seems to attract people who don't know what hard work and sacrifice was if it fucked them in the ass. The kind of people who ALWAYS say "Do you know who my dad is?" when they get into any kind of trouble (sound like one of those "Inaction Hero" people that Degree always makes fun of). This person what I like to call a RICH SNOB.
These rich snobs think that their shit doesn’t stink and think that they are more "advanced" than Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jameson. How did they get into a school like WPI, when they barely scored 1100 on the SATs. Simple, their parents probably
bribed the admissions board
threaten to sue the school
made them an offer they couldn’t refuse
made their little princess fuck at least 3 people in admissions
A rich snob is good at these few things: whining, complaining, going over their cell phone minutes every month, hurting naive people’s feelings, drinking hard liquor, fucking people that are three times their age and shopping. Why is this? Because mommy and daddy are too much of a pussy to say "no" to their son or daughter, because they don’t want to hurt Mr. Little-cock or Ms. Pussy-loose’s feelings. In fact, that is the worst thing you can say to a rich snob. Saying "NO!" is worse than saying "Go fuck that 50 year old again".
How can you tell if someone is a rich snob?
If they constantly have a little pet when them (probably because they need to be around things as dumb as they are).
If they use the words "my lawyer" or "sue" more often than normal people.
If they talked on their cell phone for over an hour at least once a month.
Uses $50 bills to wipe their ass.
Has an ego as big as Barry Bonds’ head.
Could write a book on begging and pleading.
You know, these kinds of people give capitalism a bad name. I wish some of these people could just spend one week in the projects or in prison, just so they can get a Class-A beat-down or just to feel miserable, like the rest of us. But don’t worry, these people always find a way to screw up and lose ALL their money. And when that happens...GOLDEN!!!