Jul 30, 2006 19:29
22 inch waist
Ingredients: obedience, self control, 24 pack diet coke,
ignorance, cigarettes, secrecy, extreme exercise.
Optional: vomiting.
Start your day with three glasses of water to fight the hunger.
Match that with equal amounts of exercise. Depending on the day
You may want to add an extra hour.
Foods containing over 60 calories will be eliminated from your diet.
A pack of cigarettes will fight your hunger.
Crying may become frequent.
Naps are recommended.
Questions are best avoided by silence and baggy clothing.
Food is just a weakness anyway.