take off your fuckin clothes!

[alebaneseblonde]

i'm on a diet.

my diet. consists of. celery. cottage cheese. and diet rootbeer.

i eat twice a day. you will envy me.

i'm taking up smoking again. ha. fuck you.

my goal weight is currently: 105.

i'll be in ny in 15 days! yes!

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you're going to die

[roses_are_free]

man i wish i could diet like that.
i hate celery, cottage cheese, and root beer.
and if you weigh 105 you will be a skeleton.

[arcticsounds_]

this is a jetsetter musicletter

[osurockerchik]

you know what. more power to ya babe. just be careful. and don't smoke too much... that gets pretty rough.

[1oftherotten1s]

is peanut butter part of your diet?

just kidding.

[roses_are_free]

hhahahaha ouch. that was really mean and really funny.

ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwA

[alebaneseblonde]

oh carly that doesnt count. it was substituting the cottage cheese for the night. i might never be able to eat at that shit again... because of your horrible story. i'm going to eat yogurt instead of cottage cheese. thats right. whore.