So, I'm an avid Gossip Girl fan. I didn't watch the show right from the start, because I hadn't read the books and
solongjade!Meghan told me I'd be lost. But one day,
expatiates!Tracy made an entry with a clip from Victor/Victrola. You know what clip I'm talking about. In fact, you also know that this clip will have screen caps in this post.
From that point on, I needed to know more. Was that House's stalker making out with some guy in a limo? Who was this guy? Who was Chuck Bass? And more importantly, who was Ed Westwick! When I found out he was British AND in a band? I think my ovaries exploded.
This is my tribute to you, Ed. Only one man could make a dolphin sweater look sexy. And it's you, babe. Oh, and today is your birthday. Can I have you in your birthday suit?
laying down, the way he should be.
yes, I can dazzle you like Edward Cullen.
you will see a recurring theme. it's called "ed and sunglasses, a love story."
sunglasses + toilet seat paper + someone else's hand = why he is my favorite.
this is the only time i have ever wanted to be a tennis racket.
it's actually ed's birthday today. his stubble is my present.
the gift that keeps on giving.
i do believe he's the only person with weird chest hair that i actually find sexy. that's an accomplishment!
true facts: i bought that scarf for this very reason.
just. lksjghdlkfjh. honestly.
i think the proper caption for this photo is 'smoldering brit.'
now then, let's move on to some chuck bass photos, shall we? :D here's a video explaining why he is my favorite:
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SCARF.
SCARF + brotherly Chuck. mmmmm.
so sometimes he makes strange faces. but ORANGE COAT. HULLO.
chuckles and his jackets. the sequel to ed and his sunglasses.
scarf.
scarf. cell phone. eyes. why i love chuck bass.
victor/victrola. jksdhakjghsdfh. best episode.
pls let me film this scene next time, kthx.
no words are needed.
am i starting the chuck/blair section? i suppose so.
so, chuck and blair are basically, my all time otp. they're hot. they're bitchy and evil. and they're the reason i watch gossip girl to begin with. so this part will be featuring leighton meester, who deserves a picspam all on her own for the thoughts she gives me. rawr.
i still want to know where this came from. lol.
cue ovaries exploding.
if anyone looked at me like he's looking at her? puddle. pure puddle.
SCARF!!!!! :)
way to kill me today, guys. i knew there was a reason i waited to post this.
oh yeah, and -- my favorite scene from gossip girl EVUR --
no really. watch it:
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now, let's just have a quick spam of the two boyfriends -- ed and chace. ♥. according to perez, they're in luuuuuuurve!
caught in the act? maybe.
look how excited he is to talk to his lovahhh! ;)
in closing, i bring you some recent shots. just random. with commentary. love me for it!
LEGS.
lonely without his lovers, leighton and chace.
even sexy with a sammich and a coke.
sunglasses. crooked smile. white suit. i just went to heaven.
rockstar!ed
apparently, he was in a taxi cab crash this night. poor guy.
hkjsdhagkjshdhg. and i'm spent.
this post was approved by the dolphin sweater. you know you love me.
xoxo, heather.
a very happy 21st, ed!
hope you all enjoyed this sexy mess. hahahaha. ♥
eta: this post was made especially for
malpractice!jen. i love you, bb!