Nov 09, 2006 10:40
Yesterday my focus was a LASER slicing up calculus so hot and so neat that it stood there smirking for a second and even took a few steps toward me before it looked shocked and fell apart into bloody chunks. But my focus TODAY? My focus RIGHT NOW when it matters the MOST is a yellow 30 watt bulb swinging slowly back and forth in a basement while calculus wraps a pipe in some towels and gets ready to hit my legs with it for 50 minutes.
If you write me an essay on comedic techniques used in the Importance of Being Earnest, I'll FUCK YOU. If that's not your thing, I'll fuck SOMETHING ELSE of your choosing! This is what OPPORTUNITY looks and sounds like, guy, in case you're unaware.
I can't believe the smiley for melancholy is the same as the smiley for morose. What kind of emotionally stunted pervert can't see the difference between a melancholy person and a morose person?