Comments | aldoushxle: "Dear Father: It has been nearly a year since my last confession..."

aldoushxle

"Dear Father: It has been nearly a year since my last confession..."

Jul 25, 2007 17:45

Yeah yeah, so it's been a while. Bet you all thought I died. Or became a monk. Or whatever. Either way, I've got plenty to talk about and only 15 min til I'm off of work, so here's the Cliff Notes version of what's been goin on with the Val ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. poprox007 July 27 2007, 06:32:12 UTC

Wow. Sounds like things are going well for you! That makes me happy. =)

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. aldoushxle July 27 2007, 18:59:35 UTC

Can't complain, Blondie :)

BTW, let Oscar know the $50 I lent him 4 years ago has accrued interest tenfold. He may need to go back to turning tricks yet again.

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. poprox007 July 27 2007, 21:54:33 UTC

Oh, Oscar doesn't turn tricks anymore. He has a whole herd (flock? tribe?) of cat floozies to do it for him. He spends most of his time slapping them around, roughing up Johns, and other pimp-related activities.

...and he says he paid you already. If you didn't get his check, blame the US post office.

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. aldoushxle July 27 2007, 23:38:19 UTC

Oh, I got the check. It's just hard to convince the bank a check is credible when it's been signed with a sloppy pawprint. Let that little bastard know I do have a PayPal account.

Re: Oscar says hey or meow or whatever it is cats say. poprox007 July 28 2007, 22:45:37 UTC

that damn cat! $2000 for handwriting lessons and he still can't make an 'X'...

Back to all threads