New Song (Parody)

[aldous]

Memory for Nothing
written by Aldous Tyler
(sung to Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing")
 
Now look at those weirdos
That's the way ya do it
You make yer money managing IT
Now that ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
Memory for nothing - get yer chips for free
Now that ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
Lemme tell ya, them geeks ain't dumb
Maybe get a case of that carpal tunnel
Stayin pale, keepin outta that sun

We go and mess up our antivirus
Never heard a computer sneeze
We go and visit the wrong website
Watch our workstations halt and freeze

See the little nerd boy with the glasses and the pimples
Yeah buddy, he's right over there
That little nerd-boy makes his money on eBay
That little nerd-boy he's a millionaire

We go and mess up our antivirus
Never heard a computer sneeze
We go and visit the wrong website
Watch our workstations halt and freeze

I shoulda learned to build these machines
I shoulda learned to program stuff
Look at that mama, she's making money with her webcamera
Man where's my Visa?
And he's up there, whats that? campaign donations?
He's raisin' more money than the royalty
That aint workin
Thats the way you do it
Memory for nothing - get yer chips for free

We go and mess up our antivirus
Never heard a computer sneeze
We go and visit the wrong website
We watch our systems halt and freeze

Now that aint workin
That's the way ya do it
You make yer money managing IT
Now that ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
Memory for nothing - get yer chips for free