Farewell May, you WONDERFUL bitch !
It is now June, but let me take a moment to look back onto what May had to offer me !
Pretty much this is a fantastic summer if i do say so myself! Although my bestest Jenny has sadly left me for the whole summer, Lindsay my other bestest is home and together we create team booty booty , and are rockin it everywhere !
From just many coney trips for our greek salads, to cottage/summer place experiences, to tigers games....... we are having a pretty great summer indeed !
So let me start with the cottage weekend... lexington was great to us.... the weather was awesome.... hott!! but awesome!! Nothing better then being beach bums for two days straight. Shannon Ken and angelo came up and so did some central pals, and we had some good times riding the jet ski, only one, cuz the other one had some post nasal drip and NO one had a damn decongestant on them ! But i drove shannon and I on it and let me just say that unless you have sunglasses that contain winshieald wipers on them .... dont wear them .... cuz i couldnt see crap and for some reason almost hit every boat out there cuz i couldnt make a left turn for the life of me ! But anywho we survived that..... ummmm other great moments .... the golf cart !!! "what,what should i do ... im just gonna coast" I dont know why i put that in quotes cuz i know that those werent the exact words coming out of my mouth while trying to park the golf cart into the garage.... but it was along those lines. Ken built some awesome bon fires...(which i melted my flip flops by SEVERLY!) and made great smores too, even though i only took a bite of mine. Great stories were told by everyone, even lindsay ! "totally not related to the topic" "I rode an elephant" PROBABLY one of the funniest things ive heard ever.... credit to shannon on that one. Burying ken in the sand was fun .... we gave him boobs and then lindsay applied a va jay jay that looked like the scream mask .Everyone got a bit sun burnt... and everyone got a bit tipsy. "Beer me" omg.... ive learned that it takes me exaclty 6 beers to get me wasted, compared to the usual 23 shots it normally takes. But i have now aquired a taste for beer now like all the time which isnt good... in fact it may be a sign of alcoholism , but when its summer... and your around good friends... who the hell cares! The stars were awesome there... nothing like semi up north stars.... "via message"
Tonight to cap off the month of may we all attended the tigers game. A bunch of us went, i drove down with lindsay and it was sort of raining on our way but things were looking good, then we parked.... and a monsoon of the century hit! but we tied on our baboushkas.. or w/e and headed out into the down pour! we were SOAKED !!! no kidding the water traveled up our pants to our backs and then some.... we sat the whole game wet and poopy feeling, but did that stop us from being fun and obnoxious..... no i dont think so !!! Got us some beers and high fived everyone... did a bit of dancing.... participated in the wave... just basically had a lot of fun. Walked back to lindsays car ....and realized her alarm must have been going off for the whole entire game.... and it would not shut off !! it was the weirdest thing ever.... but by the grace of God a man stopped to help us who turned out to be a machanic... and took out a fuse and semi muted the alarm ... it was still going off the whole way home.... but it was much much softer. SOOOOOO weird tho ... i dno
But anyways..... thats all i have to say about all of this. Im pretty much loving summer so far. I miss chuck and jenny a ton , and i wish they were home to have fun with us , but i hope and know they are having a good time in syria, but we all miss them a ton!!
but i must get to bed...
goodbye may... but hello JUNE !! you new wonderful WHORE in my life !!!
Pretty much this is a fantastic summer if i do say so myself! Although my bestest Jenny has sadly left me for the whole summer, Lindsay my other bestest is home and together we create team booty booty , and are rockin it everywhere !
From just many coney trips for our greek salads, to cottage/summer place experiences, to tigers games....... we are having a pretty great summer indeed !
So let me start with the cottage weekend... lexington was great to us.... the weather was awesome.... hott!! but awesome!! Nothing better then being beach bums for two days straight. Shannon Ken and angelo came up and so did some central pals, and we had some good times riding the jet ski, only one, cuz the other one had some post nasal drip and NO one had a damn decongestant on them ! But i drove shannon and I on it and let me just say that unless you have sunglasses that contain winshieald wipers on them .... dont wear them .... cuz i couldnt see crap and for some reason almost hit every boat out there cuz i couldnt make a left turn for the life of me ! But anywho we survived that..... ummmm other great moments .... the golf cart !!! "what,what should i do ... im just gonna coast" I dont know why i put that in quotes cuz i know that those werent the exact words coming out of my mouth while trying to park the golf cart into the garage.... but it was along those lines. Ken built some awesome bon fires...(which i melted my flip flops by SEVERLY!) and made great smores too, even though i only took a bite of mine. Great stories were told by everyone, even lindsay ! "totally not related to the topic" "I rode an elephant" PROBABLY one of the funniest things ive heard ever.... credit to shannon on that one. Burying ken in the sand was fun .... we gave him boobs and then lindsay applied a va jay jay that looked like the scream mask .Everyone got a bit sun burnt... and everyone got a bit tipsy. "Beer me" omg.... ive learned that it takes me exaclty 6 beers to get me wasted, compared to the usual 23 shots it normally takes. But i have now aquired a taste for beer now like all the time which isnt good... in fact it may be a sign of alcoholism , but when its summer... and your around good friends... who the hell cares! The stars were awesome there... nothing like semi up north stars.... "via message"
Tonight to cap off the month of may we all attended the tigers game. A bunch of us went, i drove down with lindsay and it was sort of raining on our way but things were looking good, then we parked.... and a monsoon of the century hit! but we tied on our baboushkas.. or w/e and headed out into the down pour! we were SOAKED !!! no kidding the water traveled up our pants to our backs and then some.... we sat the whole game wet and poopy feeling, but did that stop us from being fun and obnoxious..... no i dont think so !!! Got us some beers and high fived everyone... did a bit of dancing.... participated in the wave... just basically had a lot of fun. Walked back to lindsays car ....and realized her alarm must have been going off for the whole entire game.... and it would not shut off !! it was the weirdest thing ever.... but by the grace of God a man stopped to help us who turned out to be a machanic... and took out a fuse and semi muted the alarm ... it was still going off the whole way home.... but it was much much softer. SOOOOOO weird tho ... i dno
But anyways..... thats all i have to say about all of this. Im pretty much loving summer so far. I miss chuck and jenny a ton , and i wish they were home to have fun with us , but i hope and know they are having a good time in syria, but we all miss them a ton!!
but i must get to bed...
goodbye may... but hello JUNE !! you new wonderful WHORE in my life !!!