Policing, a drabble for Monday Morning
"And then I said... pow! That's what I'm going to do!"
"Excuse me, miss. We're the hand gesture police. I'm afraid that's an illegal gesture."
"What? You've got to be kidding me. That? That's nothing but..."
"Miss, miss, please stop. I'm willing to let you off with a warning, but you've got to keep your body language in check."
"My body language, not just my hand gestures now? What's this world coming to?"
"Anne, just drop it, please. You've always been a bit... exuberant. Especially on Mondays."
"Illegal touching, Miss, do you have a signed consent form?"
"What, wait, what?"
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"Excuse me, miss. We're the hand gesture police. I'm afraid that's an illegal gesture."
"What? You've got to be kidding me. That? That's nothing but..."
"Miss, miss, please stop. I'm willing to let you off with a warning, but you've got to keep your body language in check."
"My body language, not just my hand gestures now? What's this world coming to?"
"Anne, just drop it, please. You've always been a bit... exuberant. Especially on Mondays."
"Illegal touching, Miss, do you have a signed consent form?"
"What, wait, what?"
This entry was originally posted at http://aldersprig.dreamwidth.org/318640.html. You can comment here or there.