#021; supernatural twilight and a KWIK recs post :)
earlier this evening, perfumaniac and chez_amanda made a twilight reference, which then sparked an entire conversation on twitter between the 3 of us and a ton of others wherein we cast supernatural characters as twilight folk. er, yea.
observe:@ chez_amanda @ InsidiousIntent Wait, we can fix this - I'll just invade your personal space like Cas does to Dean.
@ chez_amanda @ InsidiousIntent @ CosmicOmelette He did watch Dean while he slept.
@ CosmicOmelette LOLOL OMG DEAN IS BELLA AND CAS IS EDWARD. THE STARING, THE PERSONAL SPACE, THE WATCHING, LMAOOO
@ chez_amanda @ CosmicOmelette You're going to get hate tweets for that lol
@ InsidiousIntent @ CosmicOmelette Does that make Sam Jacob?
@ the13thchapter @ CosmicOmelette where does sam fit in?
@ brihana25 @ the13thchapter @ CosmicOmelette Well, Sam would be Jacob, duh. Always standing in the way of the EPIC LUB!
@ CosmicOmelette SAMMY IS TOTALLY JACOB. HE HAS THE ABS TO PROVE IT
@ CosmicOmelette EW WHO IS RENESMEE THEN? DDDDDDDDDDDDD:
@ CosmicOmelette SO LIKE, I SHIP EDWARD/JASPER RIGHT. JASPER IS TOTES BALTHAZAR.
RT @ brihana25: @ CosmicOmelette An mpreg nephilim assbaby, of course. => A MORE APT DESCRIPTION OF RENESMEE I HAVE NEVER SEEN
@ maryfire @ CosmicOmelette cas probably sparkles in his real form
@ maryfire @ CosmicOmelette EGGBABY
RT @ chez_amanda: @ CosmicOmelette I WANT TO BAKE COOKIES ON HIS ABS lol => i want to do much more.
@ CosmicOmelette wait, jacob's abs? or sam's abs? i am team jacob but tlautz's baby face prevents me from properly perving on him
RT @ chez_amanda: @ CosmicOmelette Proof why Sam's abs always trump Jacob's http://tinyurl.com/4dkzlxo => HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
@ CosmicOmelette HIS HIPBONES ARE LIKE ARROWS LEADING YOUR EYES TO HIS DICK
@ CosmicOmelette sam should be cursed with some weird affliction that prevents him from wearing a shirt for the rest of the season.
@ CosmicOmelette SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
at that point, the conversation just devolved into talk about sam and dean's bodies, and all the things we love about them :D :D :D
on a less cracky note, here is a kwik recs post! i hope you enjoy them as much as i did ♥
FIC RECS
1) freckled by annundriel
: jensen/misha. i asked her for fic where misha is distracted by the fact that jensen's freckles extend to his neck, and jensen's grateful that his neck is such an erogenous zone. the resultant fic is totally delicious and only gets hotter every time i re-read it.
2) dial it in by kelleigh
: j2 au. in which hot dudes handle weapons and deal with ust while being filmed most of the time :D made me wanna watch the show this fic is based on!
3) not the gumdrop buttons by cherie_morte
: j2 au. this is such an adorable fic! it's guaranteed to put a smile on your face and make you chuckle, so if you're in the need for a picker-upper, this should be your go-to story :)
4) caged by 13chapters
: j2 au. omg. this one's a werewolf!au and it's hot like burning. seriously. alpha!jared and beta!jensen usually aren't my most favourite things, but the way they're crafted in this fic, along with the world-building and quick-paced action jam-packed in this one-shot just make the story fabulous. definitely worth the read!
5) taking the fifth by astolat
: wincest. this one's set in s2, and is a bit of an au. generally, i'm not too fond of spn au fics, but at the same time, i have a great weakness for the "x and y end up together in all universes, in all forms" trope regardless of the fandom. plus, y'know, astolat. the ending is a bit predictable but the description and narrative are just amazeballs, as always. i kept re-reading certain passages b/c i loved them so much.
ART RECS
1) the last goodbye | god, are you there? | bloodplay by petite_madame
: dean/castiel. every image in this series is utterly beautiful. their faces, the intensity in their body language, vampire!dean's focus on castiel's neck - all of it. just wonderful.
2) everything is gonna be alright by petite_madame
: wincest. oh, boys ;___; i love the position they're in, with dean's hands in sam's hair. it's such a tender moment. so heart-wrenching.
MISC
1) my latest editions of the quibbler_report can be found here and here.