[255] WINCEST MOVIE ALL UP IN MAH SCREEN
so last night, i watched charlie st. cloud while chatting with a bunch of fandom pals. if you're not familiar with this movie, it's about zac efron's kid bro dying, giving up his college plans so he can stay with his brother's ghost, and then meeting some hot chick who helps him realise he needs to live in the here and now. there is also some sailing involved.
or something like that.
in other words, dean loses sam, meets clairestiel, must decide between ghostly incest or angelfucking.
DEEEELIIIIIGHHHHTTTTFUUUULLLLL.
plus, it has MY BB ZEFRON! ♥__♥
anyhow. the verdict? IT WAS BRILLIANT! [IF 'BRILLIANT' MEANS A MOVIE THAT DIDN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE AND DIDN'T HAVE THE BEST OF PLOTS BUT I ENJOYED IT ANYWAY B/C OF MY SPN GOGGLES AND THE BEAUTIFUL ZEFRON :D]
i mean:
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- the little bro is called SAM, and zefron dean calls him SAMMY all the time
- sam and dean play a lot of baseball and also participate in competitive sailing [in lieu of driving]
- dean cherishes sammy's fave baseball glove, i.e. the GLOVULET
- dean loves his yacht, i.e. the SAILPALA
- dean is supposed to go to STANFORD on a scholarship but gives it up for his bro
- they have daddy issues
- the girl he hooks up with is called TESS and is ~immersed in death much like dean
- dean and tessastiel have a ~special bond with vessels
- they have astral projection sex on tessastiel's father's grave
- dean's pal is a guy with a wonky accent named ALASTAIR, who has an off-balance sense of humour and kisses dean in the end
- the actor who plays young!uriel is a hot douche in this movie too, and dean punches him out
- sam sees his most cherished moments before going to heaven, which all involve his older brother dean
- sam's soul leads them to answers
- in the end he chooses both sam and tessastiel, but more importantly, he chooses himself
--- /SPOILERS ---
SO YEH, IT WAS PRETTY FREAKING GLORIOUS. AND I THINK Y'ALL SHOULD WATCH IT. PREFERABLY WITH A GROUP OF LIKE-MINDED SPN FANS AND THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.
