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[aldarion]

I see nothingShe didn't learn that from me, you know. It was that mother. I'm all about the loyalties, rumours about me and Uinen aside

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[uinen]

Rumours, eh?

[aldarion]

My wife thought I was having an affair with you or something. Then complained about loving Orome more then me. I don't know. She was insane.

[uinen]

Oooh, interesting.

[ancalime]

Just for diversity's sake...

sets fire to the sails

OoOoo. How pretty.

[aldarion]

*takes Elwing's advice and dangles you from the rigging by your toes*

[ancalime]

charms the crew into letting her go

[aldarion]

Get off my boat. I have no daughter. Begone. You disgrace my family and you look like a hillbilly with those teeth.

[ladyelwing]

What a brat. Dangle her by her toes from the rigging.

[aldarion]

Damn good idea. Thank you.

[ladyelwing]

Er, you might want to make sure your crew is all straight chicks and gay guys. The girl's quite the charmer.

If all else fails, whup her ass.

[aldarion]

Ahaha. I think I hate her. She's a awful hateful child and I'm just going to get a restraining order, I think.

But thank you for your advice. That actually seems like a fairly good idea, all in all.

[elrosofnumenor]

Forestry?

[aldarion]

Yeah. Back in my time, I was known for how well I managed the forests for lumber and some shit. I was an enviromentalist of sorts. Is there a chance I could get a position like that, sir?

[elrosofnumenor]

Cool. How does Minister of Environment sound to you?

[aldarion]

Sounds beautiful. I had this interesting idea involving cross-pollinating certain types of firs that I never got to try before my accidental slip into a hole in time and would love to test out...