Baldy-ism of the Day Entry 1

Sep 16, 2010 19:21

In being moved up to client services at my job... I now have a new constant companion.
Baldy... *sighs* It's a good thing he's pretty... So, I decided to start a new part of my journal starting today...

It's gonna be called "Baldy-ism of the Day"

Today I have two Baldy-isms...

Baldy on Peter Pan movies:

Baldy: "I saw the Peter Pan movie with Tim Allen!"
Amy: "...... You mean Robin Williams?...."
Baldy: "........ yeah..... I always get them mixed up... And I love how Tim Allen is Woody in Toy Story!"
Amy: ".............................. TOM HANKS is Woody! Tim Allen is BUZZ!!"
Baldy: "oh... yeah... get them confused too...."

Now, for the second one... How our desks are set up, I have my back to him and my music is playing from my computer and just so you know... he talks constantly. Just talking to himself or mumbling, or his phone rings or he's trying to talk to me. Now, every five seconds I have to swivel around in my chair to see if he's talking to me. 50% of the time he's not... So I said that I'm just gonna start ignoring him and he's gonna have to call my name before he starts talking. And he says....

Baldy: *I'm gonna have get one of those speaker phones that they use in hostage situations."
Amy: *blink blink* You mean a megaphone....?
Baldy: Yeah!!.......
Amy: *stares at Baldy*
Baldy: ..........shut up....

baldy-ism of the day

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