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26. pre-drunken monopoly, post twilight torture - he's pissed.

Jan 04, 2010 12:06

VAMPIRES OF THE BARGE! AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

PLEASE. TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT SPARKLE AND ARE NOT SEXUALLY REPRESSED WEIRD SEXISTS. PLEASE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME YOU DO NOT SPARKLE.

That is all.

p.s. Loki, you're a pathetic little creampuff. Stay out o' my library. The library. Me and Aziraphale's joint owned venture of booky-

the books are never appropriate, i hate twilight, constantly drunk, caps lock bernard, living in fiction, declarations of intent

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thegooddrjones January 4 2010, 13:54:02 UTC

Oh no. Twilight. God I hate Twilight.

alcoholit January 4 2010, 13:55:07 UTC

Loki tied me up and read it to me.

I could have written something better, and people don't take my manuscripts unless they're written in ten foot braille.

thegooddrjones January 4 2010, 14:23:31 UTC

I'm sorry. That must have been awful.

And I'm fairly sure I could do better as well and I haven't written a story since I was playing with Barbies.

alcoholit January 4 2010, 14:30:39 UTC

It was terrible. I think I've got PTSD.

I'm damn pleased it's not out in my world yet.

thegooddrjones January 4 2010, 16:29:05 UTC

Do you need some medication for it?

It's horrible. It's like Harry Potter mania only with more... squealing.

Private
Did you see that Grindlewald is here?

alcoholit January 4 2010, 17:03:22 UTC

This wine seems to be doing just the trick, actually.

...ugh.

Private

Yeah. I thought it was funny, but then Merlin asked me about him and...

He's totally a Nazi allegory, right? Not that funny any more.

Private (Have some troll food!) thegooddrjones January 4 2010, 17:25:13 UTC

So not that funny anymore. It's even less funny considering the fact that Dumbledore was in love with him according to JKR.

Bloody hell, why couldn't we just get Umbridge?

Private - BERNARD LOVES YOU MARTHA. alcoholit January 4 2010, 17:27:52 UTC

Really? What, what, where does it say this? WHY DID I GIVE HIM THE BOOKS? ...Snape, that is, not Grindlewald.

Umbridge would have been saner. Which says a lot.

Private. (Mwahahaha) thegooddrjones January 4 2010, 19:52:43 UTC

Well, Rowlings has said in interviews that Dumbledore was gay and that his obsession, other than the Deathly Hallows was Grindlewald.

There was a rather large fuss about it.

Re: Private. (Mwahahaha) alcoholit January 4 2010, 22:37:17 UTC

Dammit, this is why I need to be in 2009.

DAMMIT.

Private. thegooddrjones January 5 2010, 02:55:52 UTC

I'm sorry.

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