forth - drunk dial bernard - voice
[Bernard is drunker than drunk. As he was drunk when the free wine turned up. He's very shouty.]
SUGGESTION!!!
Those of yous out there with ALCOHOL YOU HAVE DECIDED NOT TO DRINK LIKE THE STRANGE FOLKS YOU ARE.
IT'S FREE, DAMMIT.
I shall do youaaaaaaaaall an act of charity and take it off you! I'll look after it. Give it to Uncle Bernard, he'll keep you sober and himself in a slowly pickling cocktail of wine and cigarette butts.
[There's a thud as he trips over something]
I can't feel my FACE! Or my hair. Brilliance.
[Trails off singing something incoherently Irish - ending with 'The English are all wankers.']
SUGGESTION!!!
Those of yous out there with ALCOHOL YOU HAVE DECIDED NOT TO DRINK LIKE THE STRANGE FOLKS YOU ARE.
IT'S FREE, DAMMIT.
I shall do youaaaaaaaaall an act of charity and take it off you! I'll look after it. Give it to Uncle Bernard, he'll keep you sober and himself in a slowly pickling cocktail of wine and cigarette butts.
[There's a thud as he trips over something]
I can't feel my FACE! Or my hair. Brilliance.
[Trails off singing something incoherently Irish - ending with 'The English are all wankers.']