meme 004 ✽ MISSION MEME-ABLE (secret agent AU meme)
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
☈ Leave a comment with your character (assume this is Character A).
☈ Character B rolls the RNG to select an option, and tags Character A.
☈ Then Character A rolls for this thread.
☈ Lulz ensues.
☈ Tag everyone else ever for great justice.
☈ Plug everywhere ever.
☈ You don't have to be limited to the choices; you can play out your own secret agent-y action-y scenario.
1 - The Hero. You're the top agent (or at least, one of the top agents) in the biz. You know how to swing that grappling hook and dodge those laser beams and infiltrate those evil lairs LIKE A BOSS. Just don't let all that attention get to your head. You're probably the criminal underworld's most wanted.
2 - The Sidekick. What's your name again? Oh yeah, you're the hero's sidekick. Yeah. Uh-huh. You're not quite as epic as he or she is but hey, you try your best, right? Someday you'll be able to swing that grappling hook without snagging your pants as well.
3 - The Boss. The agents' head honcho. He or she gives the lowdown on the hero's mission and then gets to chillax in his/her office for the rest of the day unless there are important new updates and whatnot to be barked into the hero's communication device, or the hero puts a toe out of line. You oversee all the operations and get to order your secretary and everyone else around, but at least it's for good, right?
4 - The Mentor. He or she can be the martial arts teacher, or the secret agent equivalent of a senpai. Been there, done that. Still in action or happily retired and living a normal life? Your call.
5 - The Hostage. Yeah, your job is to be kidnapped by the bad guys for something and dangled over piranha-infested waters if that's how the villain rolls. Maybe you've got something they want, like your ties to the hero or to some other agent. Or, maybe you're just pretending to be a hostage and you're secretly working for the other side all along~
6 - The Techie. Those handy gadgets that always save the hero at the last minute? That's your handiwork. Hacking into confidential networks? That's your job too. Do you even leave your lab these days?
7 - The Double Agent. Good, bad, who cares? You've got the info and the goods, and as long as your clients can pay the (really, really, really steep) prices...
8 - The Villain. Whether you're working toward ~WORLD DOMINATION~ or money or vengeance on your second-grade math teacher, you're all about getting what you want. You've got minions and an evil lair and the entire enchilada, and the hero and his or her meddling friends are always getting in your way. Really, how rude.
9 - The Mad Doctor. You're technically also a techie, but the world somehow scorned you or you decided to turn to the dark side for some reason or another. What you're making right now in your lab may be illegal, even. Genetic mutations, weapons of mass destruction...this is so much better than being FOREVER ALONE. You can work for a higher-up or be a villain in a class of your own.
10 - The Minion. You are loyal to the villain and no one else, and will do anything for him/her. Or are you?
11 - Villainous Sidekick. Or secretary. Or right hand. Or promoted minion. Your job is to bring coffee to your boss and possibly also fight his or her battles while they popcorn.gif. The villain may or may not shed a tear at your funeral.
12 - The Guard. You keep the evil lair safe. Day and night, that's all you do. And if the hero gets past you...let's just say the best thing that your villainous boss could do is fire you. Or, you keep the secret agency safe and SECRET and villain-free.
13 - The Assassin. I AM ASSASSIN YOU CANNOT SEE ME. No wait. Anyway, you have been employed to kill someone on the good side for some reason or another. Provided you don't turn to their side...or worse, fall in love with your target...
14 - WILD CARD. Villain's pizza delivery guy? Hero's love interest? Innocent bystander? Your call!