I heart working out...and Fight Club.
Working out makes me feel good.
Working out boosts my lame self-esteem.
Working out gets some of my anger off my chest.
Working out makes me feel healthy.
Working out helps me forget that I’m sick.
Working out makes me happy.
Working out makes me feel strong.
Working out is my anti-drug.
Working out is good for you.
Working out is in fact good for everyone.
Working out, to me, is some sort of therapy.
Working out, to me, is freedom.
However, sometimes, I like exercising the right not to exercise. Hehehe.
By the way, it wasn't a bloody poem. I don't do poems. Poems aren't my thing.
Now, here is a Fight Club related thing I found on wiki. You know how much I love Fight Club. Fight Club makes me feel--... Okay, I'll shut up.
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
- Tyler
Working out boosts my lame self-esteem.
Working out gets some of my anger off my chest.
Working out makes me feel healthy.
Working out helps me forget that I’m sick.
Working out makes me happy.
Working out makes me feel strong.
Working out is my anti-drug.
Working out is good for you.
Working out is in fact good for everyone.
Working out, to me, is some sort of therapy.
Working out, to me, is freedom.
However, sometimes, I like exercising the right not to exercise. Hehehe.
By the way, it wasn't a bloody poem. I don't do poems. Poems aren't my thing.
Now, here is a Fight Club related thing I found on wiki. You know how much I love Fight Club. Fight Club makes me feel--... Okay, I'll shut up.
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
- Tyler